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Sarah, a widowed Jewish lady, was sunbathing on a beach in Boca Raton, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his
blanket on the sand next to hers, and began reading a book.
Smiling, Sarah attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir. How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" Sarah asked.
"First time since my wife passed away two years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely. Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and onto Sarah, then tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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hahaha
Oh shit! Nice. Lol!
oh....that's good!. hahaha!
I like it!